♥ 6975 — 1 day ago on 31 Jul 2014 — via patrickest (source)

folieabae:

hey everyone should go follow themattyhealy bc they’re rad as heckie ok

♥ 5 — 1 day ago on 31 Jul 2014 — via folieabae
I wish college was 5 easy payments of $19.99
♥ 25461 — 1 day ago on 31 Jul 2014 — via hopelessblueeyedromantic (source)
falloutppl:

champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends // fall out boy

falloutppl:

champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends // fall out boy

♥ 390 — 1 day ago on 31 Jul 2014 — via folieabae (source)
#fob  #lyrics  

nugqets:

me and my friends on halloween

image

♥ 88198 — 1 day ago on 30 Jul 2014 — via thmmrs (source)
♥ 1670 — 2 days ago on 30 Jul 2014 — via emopatrick (source)
#fob  #lyrics  #tattoo  
clictator:

send this to your friends in the middle of a chat and they will go slowly insane

clictator:

send this to your friends in the middle of a chat and they will go slowly insane

♥ 8 — 2 days ago on 30 Jul 2014 — via clictator
#ref  
♥ 2284 — 2 days ago on 30 Jul 2014 — via takethistyourgrave (source)
#i cannot  

hurleysxvx:

folie à deux in snapchats

♥ 4682 — 2 days ago on 30 Jul 2014 — via vventz (source)
#fob  #fad  #yes  #lyrics  
digitalmovie:


this is me about 98 percent of the time.

digitalmovie:

this is me about 98 percent of the time.

♥ 209731 — 2 days ago on 30 Jul 2014 — via alcapizazz (source)

r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

♥ 348546 — 2 days ago on 30 Jul 2014 — via alcapizazz (source)

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

♥ 194309 — 2 days ago on 30 Jul 2014 — via technohumanlation (source)
peter-capaldi-yo:

hpstuffs:

"A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie."

a whole lot more is lost if you cut a giant ass hole through it

peter-capaldi-yo:

hpstuffs:

"A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie."

a whole lot more is lost if you cut a giant ass hole through it

♥ 431070 — 2 days ago on 30 Jul 2014 — via alcapizazz (source)

source

source

♥ 2934 — 2 days ago on 30 Jul 2014 — via thepunkparade (source)
#WOW  #HI  #GERARD  
naamahdarling:

adventurotica:

I am laughing unreasonably hard at this.

I am ASHAMED that it took me nearly one full minute to get it.

naamahdarling:

adventurotica:

I am laughing unreasonably hard at this.

I am ASHAMED that it took me nearly one full minute to get it.

♥ 118869 — 2 days ago on 30 Jul 2014 — via technohumanlation (source)