My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets
Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all
You smooth motherfucker
Just dropped my new single. It’s me. I’m single.
Creative kid. More creative mom.
fucking idiot got owned
how'd it get to be only me?
like I'm the last damn kid still kicking
that still believes
rly wanna kiss u rly wanna just cuddle with u rly wanna fuck u
Chef Ramsay hired Horst from Ratatouille.
This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.
Today, I just got the keys to my first house.
Give it time.
Needed this today
when you hear people preach that it gets better, they aren’t joking. if it’s not better yet, it will be.
THE 'OFFICIAL' FREAK SHOW TRAILER!!!
the difference between “ok” and “okay”
that is the face of satisfaction no man can guarantee
One day patrick is gonna pop off hes gonna be like “YALL STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS BETTER STOP WITH THAT ‘THANKS PETE’ BULLSHIT AND YALL BETTER STOP CALLIN ME CUTE AND A KITTEN N SHIT WHEN IM GETTING MY COCK SUCKED DAILY IMMA FUCKIN KILL YALL NASTY EMO FUCKIN ASS SWEAR ON MY WIFES HOT ASS IMMA KILL YA”
and we gon be like damn..patrick…
I just sent this to Drakes dad and I am CRYING