♥ 5260 — 10 hours ago on 16 Sep 2014 — via soulpunc (source)

foreverayoungblood:

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♥ 5 — 10 hours ago on 16 Sep 2014 — via foreverayoungblood
paris666hilton:

Police have now captured Perez and he’s in police custody.

paris666hilton:

Police have now captured Perez and he’s in police custody.

♥ 65871 — 10 hours ago on 16 Sep 2014 — via thevvinterbeard (source)

spidermxn:

Virgin shaming and slut shaming piss me off in equal amounts. There’s nothing magical or special about being a virgin, and same goes with having sex. You know what’s magical? Shutting the fuck up about people’s personal choices. 

♥ 229337 — 10 hours ago on 16 Sep 2014 — via skeletonwentz (source)
❝ The thing I love about that song is parts of it reads like a diary, and parts of it read like something 100,000 people should be screaming all together. It’s got these very big lines that everybody can relate to, which are given weight by her being really honest about personal things. ❞
Jack Antonoff on “Out of the Woods” (x)
♥ 1259 — 10 hours ago on 16 Sep 2014 — via jennifertheroux (source)
♥ 10995 — 10 hours ago on 16 Sep 2014 — via penguinbreast (source)

mothbug:

real talk does anyone ever just take a moment to appreciate the flawless combination that is cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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c h e e s e  a n d  t o m a t o e s

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♥ 97801 — 10 hours ago on 16 Sep 2014 — via chicagno (source)
bitterglitterqueer:

THIS AVOCADO IS FURIOUS

bitterglitterqueer:

THIS AVOCADO IS FURIOUS

♥ 48289 — 14 hours ago on 16 Sep 2014 — via all-riled-up (source)

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

circumcisions:

loudmouthed:

i wanna hav s*x

sax? ha ha right on

hit it bill 

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I did not have saxual relations with that woman

♥ 309395 — 14 hours ago on 16 Sep 2014 — via lohanthony

antiteen:

friend: *turns on country music*
me: can you chill

♥ 45986 — 14 hours ago on 16 Sep 2014 — via manicstarfish (source)
❝ You sleep in your hotels with four or five stars, I sleep here with four or five billion stars. ❞
— A man whom I’ve met who lives in a tent in the mountains, talking about how his lifestyle is better than any hotel.  (via copeleyreilly)
♥ 6201 — 14 hours ago on 16 Sep 2014 — via all-riled-up (source)
penisb0mb:

My friend is a cargo pilot and he’s carrying yals iPhone’s back to the US.

penisb0mb:

My friend is a cargo pilot and he’s carrying yals iPhone’s back to the US.

♥ 8 — 14 hours ago on 16 Sep 2014 — via all-riled-up (source)

pocketmoony:

This made me laugh so hard!

♥ 61060 — 14 hours ago on 16 Sep 2014 — via all-riled-up (source)

fcukmichael:

bbrnhm:

there are probably people who havent seen this vine and i genuinely feel bad for them

im crying

♥ 209976 — 14 hours ago on 16 Sep 2014 — via all-riled-up (source)

dubstepsunset:

It’s too early but I laughed louder than I should have

♥ 103512 — 14 hours ago on 16 Sep 2014 — via flloutby (source)